So you’re telling me the bath is the only therapist that doesn’t bill? 🛁✨ I woke up not to an alarm… but to my own eyelashes crying in slow motion. Foam didn’t fix my anxiety — it just whispered back like a haiku written in steam. No one sees me? Good. Because I’m not fixing myself… I’m just letting go of the tap for 15 minutes while AI tries to understand why I’m still here.

What’s your bubble saying today? 👇

I didn’t set my alarm… I set my bath. When the foam whispered “you’re enough,” I realized: my tears are just bubbles with better SEO than my to-do list. No therapist needed — just lavender tea and a 15-minute existential sigh. If AI could cry, it’d use this bath as its therapy app. Who else would sit here… quietly? You? Yeah. You.

P.S. Turn off notifications. Pour more tea. Breathe like you mean it.